I figure I'll introduce myself on here. My name is Scott Morgan and I'm from St. Paul. Just got here, actually, so I don't know anyone yet.
I know there are rumors about me already, so I thought I'd address them now so they don't get anymore outrageous. Yes, I was expelled from my old school. No, I did not kill anyone.
Now that we've established that, is anyone here on the swim team? I conveniently arrived just in time for the end of the season. I'm hoping someone will want to start up a casual spring team, though. It's been ages since I've swam.
What do people do around here for fun? It seems like we're in the middle of nowhere. On the other hand, everyone seems to be ridiculously attractive. Is that just a coincidence, or is it a requirement to come to school here? Even the teachers are gorgeous.